The Divine Comedy of W. Peterson

The daily search for...I don't know, whatever.

Saturday, August 26, 2006

Like my friend I am extremely bored.
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Whats your name?I'm not going to tell my name to someone who doesn't use apostrophes in their sentences.

What kind of girl do you think I am?
How tall are you?:5' 4"
Where is your ideal house located?:A place surrounded by trees, close to water and within driving distance of family. Ideally.
Last person you talked to?:My sister Jenn (heh, same answer as previous poster)
Have you ever taken pictures in a photoboth?:Yes. They are always fun to take. One serious pose and the rest totally reeking of insanity.
When was the last time you were at Olive Garden?Years ago.
What are your keys on your key chain for?:Two Volvos, my house, my sibling's house, my house, my room.
Where was the furthest place you traveled today?:All the way down to the furthest table at Starbucks in Gig Harbor North.
Where is your current pain at?:No pain, but weird sensation on my leg like a bug is biting it. But there's like no bug. Rod Serling, where are you at moments like this? (Twilight Zone theme song playing).
Do you like mustard?:'Sokay. I used to love it though.
Do you perfer to sleep or eat?:Sleep!
Whose your favorite person to drunk dial?I don't, uh, get drunk. Except on Life!
Do you say the word 'biznatch?':Heh. Uh, no.
Do your parents slap you?:No.
What is your curfew?: No specific Time.
How many rings till you answer the phone?:Um, no more than some and no less than a few.
Do you look like your mom or dad?:My muzzer.
Who was the last person who told you they hated you?:My little sister :)
What color is your razor?:Blue.
How long does it take you in the shower?:Anywhere from 10 to 20 minutes. Depending.
Can you do the splits?:Uh, no longer my friend.
What movie do you want to see right now?:Halo. But it hasn't come out yet. Pity.
Do you put lotion on your legs before you wear skirts or shorts?:Yes. That is a really weird and semi-pervy question.
What did you do for New Years?:Dressed up in masked ball attire and went to a costume party. Coolness.
Did you think The Grudge was scary?:A boy screaming like a cat? What could be scarier? Oh, yeah, everything.
What was the cause of your last accident?:Car-wise? Wet brakes on someone else's vehicle. Any kind of accident? Um, they don't call me Clums-a-rella for nothing. Well, "they" don't really call me that at all...so...
Do you own a camera phone?:No. Wish I did though.
Would you ever dye your hair red?:I have.
What song is overplayed?:Jesus Take The Wheel. Mostly because I think it is one of the most awful songs I've ever heard in my whole life. Christian or not.
How many rings are on your fingers right now?:Not a one.
What are you drinking?:Black Passion Fruit tea, Trader Joe's Style.
Can you pump gas?:What kind of question is that? Yes
.Do you still talk to your first boyfriend/girlfreind?:Nope. Except for a random hand wave.
Who did you vote for on American Idol?:AI stands for Artificial Intelligence.
How many hours of sleep do you get a night?:Usually around six.
Do you drink Egg Nog?:Yeah, but only at my sis's awesome holiday parties! Sans alcohol.
When was the last time you saw your boyfriend/girlfriend?:Hmmm...this question does not apply to me currently.
Have you ever had a hickey?:Uh, negatory.
Do you stilll like the Dixie Chicks, despite the Bush Cmnts?:I NEVER liked them. EVER.
Do you know how to play poker?:No, I tend to suck at cards. Except war, now that, I can do.
Do you wear your seatbelt?:Always.
Is your tounge pierced?:Learn how to spell!!!! My goodness, it's called spelchex. And no.
Do you like funny or serious people better?:I would hate it if someone was one or the other all the time. It would have to be a combo.
Do you hate when ex's talk about their new girlfriends/ boyfriends?:Uh, that's not a problem in that it doesn't happen.
Ever been to Vegas?:No and never plan on going.
Paris or Nicole?:Ew. Neither.I
s Nick Lachey hot?:Umm, who is Nick Lachey?
Did you eat a cookie today?:No? But I've heard the cure to depression is putting vanilla behind each ear so you smell like a cookie all day. "Yes, you'll smell like a cookie all day." >Lemon Demon<
Do you cuss words in other langauges?:I know them, but don't use them.
Do you hate chocolate?:Do Raccoons hate their offspring? I don't know about that, but I heart chocolate.
Is your cell usually on vibrate or ring?:Both. Even my cellphone multi-tasks.
Ever meet anyone offline?:Yes, all the time. What if someone said no? Oh, that would be so sad. I'll hang out with you "only-internet" person!
ARE YOU:1. A cuddler?
Sure.
2. A morning person? Ah...*gag* morning person? No.
3. Are you a perfectionist? Depends what we're talking about.
4. An only child? Middle of five! Hmmm...missing number five.
6. In your pajamas? No, though that is the transcriptionist uniform.
7. Currently suffering from a broken heart? Eh. More like bruised.
8. Okay styling other people's hair? If they want to look like an 80s reject.
9. Left handed? Righty.
10. Addicted to MySpace? Well, I check it almost every day. Is that addicted?
11. Shy around the opposite gender? At first.
DO YOU:12. Bite your nails? No.
13. Get paranoid at times? Well, wouldn't you if the government AND space aliens are after you?
14. Currently regret something that you have said? All the time, baby.
15. Curse frequently when you get mad? Me? Curse? Surely you jest.
16. Enjoy country music? No. There are a few exceptions.
17. Enjoy jazz music? Yes, but real jazz. It's got to be innovative people!
18. Enjoy smoothies? Yes!
19. Enjoy talking on the phone? Only to certain people.
20. Have a lot to learn? Of course.
21. Have a pet? Two-Pepper Dog and the freakish dog-like thing I call Claire (Tear) Bear
22. Have a tendency to fall for the "wrong" person? YES!
23. Have all your grandparents? No, only one.
24. Have at least one sibling? hahahahahahaha. *wipes tears from eyes* Yeah.
25. Have been told that you are smart? Sure. Right before someone conned me. LOL.
26. Have had a broken bone? Severe fracture once but no break.
LAST PERSON WHO1. Slept in your bed besides you? Naoki (took my room)
2. Saw you cry? A whole group saying goodbye to Naoki.
3. Went to the movies with you? Jenn, mom, Chris, Katie and Naoki.
4. You went to the mall with? My sister (I hadn't been in three years except to dash in for Kataluma Chai).
5. You went to dinner with? Also my sister.
6. You talked to on the phone? My friend Moe-glow.
7. Said 'I love you' to you and really meant it? My mom.
8. Broke your heart? Wouldn't a broken heart like...kill you?9
. Made you laugh? Morgan.
ARE YOU..1. Simple or complicated? Both
2. Gay? Happy as a bluejay, thank you.
3. Hardcore? Hardcore Christian!
DO YOU PREFER. .1. Flowers or candy? Flowers.
2. Gray or black? Black.
3. Color or Black and white photos? Black and White just look awesome.
4. Lust or love? Love for sure.
5. Sunrise or sunset? I feel like I'm in Fiddler on the Roof, but def. Sunsets jsut b/c I'm more of a night person. But sunrises can be breathtaking.
6. M&Ms or Skittles? M&M means Mmmm and Mmmmm. Okay, that was stupid.
8. Staying up late or waking up early? Late, late, late!
ANSWER TRUTHFULLY !!1. Do you like anyone? Sure.
2. Do they know it? Doubtful.
DO YOU PREFER...1. Sun or moon? Absolutely the moon.
2. Winter or Fall? Fall. I love, LOVE the autumn.
3. Left or right? Uh...left because most people go to the right.
4. 10 acquaintances or having two best friends? Two best friends.
5. Sun or rain? I love the rain.
6. Vanilla ice cream or chocolate ice cream? Choco-late.
7. Vodka or Jack? Jack? Jack Sparrow is awesome. Jack the Ripper not so awesome. Which one do you mean?

"Back off you pedophilic window-fogger!" >R<

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