The Divine Comedy of W. Peterson

The daily search for...I don't know, whatever.

Wednesday, July 27, 2005

Okay, here I go again. My fourth post for this month. Wow, I'm really hauling here.
List number 3? Things I think should just cease to exist:
1. Cilantro
2. Cats (many domesticated)
3. Cats the musical
4. Most musicals
5. Morons(and other such groups that go without saying)
6. Heavy Metal music
7. Heavy Metal the movie
8. Geraniums because they smell like wet metal
9. Piece(s) of popcorn that get(s) stuck in the back of your teeth
10. monkeys (not the little cute ones, more along the lines of apes, chimps)
11. Mosquitoes because they are evil
12. Late Beatles songs (they make no frickin' sense)
13. People that never call back when you leave a phone message. You know who you are!!!! Josh! You motard.

Yes, my friends (who do not read this) it has been a while since I have written on the exploits of my life. I have decided that meetings are stupid and pointless. When you make a decision at a meeting, it often happens that you come back the next day and find that everyone has forgotten that they ever had a meeting in the first place let alone made any decisions. Total run-on sentence there, but I am past caring. So I write to my group and say, hey! Why are we having all these pointless meetings?

Can you guess what their response was? 'Let's have a meeting to discuss that'. Is it just me? Is it just me? I think I have to now write a poem about disgusted I am with people that cannot function without meetings. I shall title it 'Is it just me?' you will find that on fictionpress.com under the name searchlight very soon.

And now they're like, yes, let's go away on a whole day for the leadership group. Yeah, that seems as much fun as stapling my forehead. Let me think about this----do I want to go on a day trip that would basically be a 24 hour meeting. (My eye is twitching at this point)

This site has now become my complaint center. Let's hope it does not stay that way.

"The glass is neither half empty nor half full. It has disappeared and now resides in my dishwasher."





>Dr.P<

1 Comments:

Blogger Leumas said...

Very interesting. I'm going to have to inquire about the name next time I email you; I knew about the doctor part, but last I checked your last name was not Peterson, nor was your first initial W. But divine comedies are cool. Your list of things that should not exist was funny, and so were your rantings about meetings. Did you ever actually write that poem? I shall search for it in FP. It's too bad people have used your space for random advertising and uncool links, but that's not your fault; other than those, this blog was really cool. I'll email you soon--probably sooner than you'll read this comment.
God bless,
Leumas

7:35 PM  

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